Dogs and their willies stuck out!!

On the odd occasion a dog may get an erection, it dries out and gets stuck out! All that is needed is some ice to bring the swelling down and then some lube to pop it back in! I had a client call me up one evening to say that their dog's willy was stuck out. I tried to talk them through sorting it out, but they refused to touch it! They bought the dog in to me and I sorted the problem in about 10 mins. They went home with a happier dog and a bill for £50 and possibly a little embarrassed!

I few months later a client rang with their dog having the same problem, he had been humping his favourite teddy and had got it stuck out! Again I tried to talk them through popping it back in, and again they had problems touching 'it'. I then explained it was after 10pm and told them how much the bill would be. They said they would give it a go and call back to let me know how they got on. They called back half an hour later to say they had they had sorted the problem. His willy had been stuck under Poo Bear's hat!